Garchaster's Cornblade
A gricky star planet girl follows a casting call into the Earth oven so she can fulfill her dream of getting inside of a VHS tape...to burn and inhale herself. Donald Farmer weaves golden webs with the cryogenic cowboys while the star planet gets heavier with razzling trash carnivals. The Carpet Muckers twirling gorches but the Garbites are way too hungry for karaoke flavored peanut butter screams.
2026
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A gricky star planet girl follows a casting call into the Earth oven so she can fulfill her dream of getting inside of a VHS tape...to burn and inhale herself. Donald Farmer weaves golden webs with the cryogenic cowboys while the star planet gets heavier with razzling trash carnivals. The Carpet Muckers twirling gorches but the Garbites are way too hungry for karaoke flavored peanut butter screams.
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About this movie
Garchaster's Cornblade (2026) is a movie on MEDIACAST.
Year: 2026.
Director: Kasper Meltedhair.
Starring: Lyndsie Jane Earle, Kasper Meltedhair, Brewce Longo, Donald Farmer, Andy Heck Boyd.
Plot: A gricky star planet girl follows a casting call into the Earth oven so she can fulfill her dream of getting inside of a VHS tape...to burn and inhale herself. Donald Farmer weaves golden webs with the cryogenic cowboys while the star planet gets heavier with razzling trash carnivals. The Carpet Muckers twirling gorches but the Garbites are way too hungry for karaoke flavored peanut butter screams.
Available in the MEDIACAST catalog on the web and official apps after you sign in.
Frequently Asked Questions
What year was Garchaster's Cornblade released?
Garchaster's Cornblade was released in 2026.
Who starred in Garchaster's Cornblade?
Garchaster's Cornblade stars Lyndsie Jane Earle, Kasper Meltedhair, Brewce Longo, Donald Farmer, Andy Heck Boyd.
Where can I watch Garchaster's Cornblade?
Available in the MEDIACAST catalog on the web and official apps after you sign in.